Facebook’s pretty upset I use tumblr now

on our honeymoon


we are going to Egypt to see the pyramids. 
and it will only cost $14

how am i supposed to smash this when im done drinking it if its MADE OF FUCKING PLASTIC


she dead


The Great Pyramids of Giza, as you’ve never seen them before — at the edge of a sprawling metropolis and the vast desert.

(Source: demilked.com)


I’m beginning to think that short cigarettes would be more convenient for my lunch breaks, because now I have to shit and I’m two miles away

Just dig a hole

If you ever leave me

I will move to Hawaii,
And destroy this world.

That’s the best theigh gap I’ve ever seen.

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